Dog Meter

Joke #1 - The HTC Evo Hound was a disappointment with customers, who found that it required frequent charging to make it through a full day. Also, it was prone to dropping calls when a cat was nearby.

Joke #2 - "Well, Mr. Rusty, you're now an OT Level Five Clear... IF you can write me a check for thirty five thousand dollars, that is. If your super powers don't appear, they'll probably come along after your next level and another huge check. By the way, don't talk bad about us or we'll destroy your career, reputation and family. Thank you, come again."    -Scientology for dogs.

Joke #3 - Rusty would survive, but without the help of an expensive machine not covered by insurance, he would never bark again.

Joke #4 - "Well I'l be damned, Mr. Rusty. According to the Dogulizer, you ARE a dog! I owe you several refunds. Your wife is going to be furious, by the way."

Joke #5 - "Good news, Rusty! We put wheels on your dialysis machine! Now you can run and play just like other dogs! ...within reason."

Joke #6 - "Hmm. The error code says it's your catalytic converter. That's going to cost a bundle." (See what I did there?)

Joke #7 is a anonymous donation from an unnamed mystery commenter. Thanks, Anonymous! There's always room for Jell-O, and a good Zappa reference!- Frank Zappa "Dog Breath Variations" recording session #7: The sound engineer finally realized he had to use use the Bark Scale to dial-in the equipment.


Joke #8 Was sent to us in a self-addressed stamped envelope from Anonymous2, which is odd, because we have nothing to send him/her. Thanks all the same, Anon2! - Jim was in his glory! He had finally devised the perfect way to prove his wife whether it was HIM or THE DOG.

All those months he had spent on the couch- Now with the "ANALyzer", they would surely be able to push thier beds together at last!
[Commenter jokes will be added to the post.    -Mgmt.]

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