Joke #1 - "Here. You'll need to wear this for the next year. If you take it off for even a second, you'll get pregnant. Enjoy your congressional internship, Jimmy!"
Joke #2 - New product protects wearer against enormous viruses, like Tyrannoherpes Rex, Dinorrhea, Stegotitis-C, and Carl Rove.
Joke #3 - "Jimmy, is your immune deficiency getting better yet? Do you feel immuner now? Grampa's arm is getting tired."
Joke #4 - "'Place over the head, and roll down to the base of the boy...' Whups! You've got this on backwards! Better just wear your old raincoat to church today."
Joke #5 is from Anonymous 2, ripping on Rip Taylor. So very anonymous. So very ripping. Thanks, Anon2! - Photo taken of Rip Taylor as he unwrapped the "Life-like Boy Scout" doll he received at his 56th Birthday Celebration - He commented: "This should make Scouting F-U-N!", - he immediately threw a handful of confetti at the onlooking guests & managed a "silly" chuckle through his drool.
Did he order a second one to keep Mint In Box? -ed.
[Commenter jokes will be added to the post. -Mgmt.]
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Photo taken of Rip Taylor as he unwrapped the "Life-like Boy Scout" doll he received at his 56th Birthday Celebration - He commented: "This should make Scouting F-U-N!", - he immediately threw a handful of confetti at the onlooking guests & managed a "silly" chuckle through his drool.
Anonymous 2
I believe "Mint in a Box" would be a Girl Scout thing, & not much F-U-N for Rip.
Anonymous 2
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