With a few easy modifications, a spare cabinet can be converted into this convenient chihuahua storage unit, for quick access when a dish needs a little chihuahuaing. A vertical window can also be cut in the door to easily see when you're running low on chihuahuas.
Alternately, one could "train" your dog, or build a fence or buy a frikkin leash to keep your goddamn dog from wandering into my garage and startling me when I'm using a frikkin circular saw and almost cutting off my goddamn finger! What the hell is wrong with you, you lazy, self-entitled yuppie prick? [Note to self. Have intern move this story to "editorials" folder for revision. Do not post as-is.]
Requires no skills or ideas. Simply cover jug with linseed oil putty and press bric-a-brac, or "crap" into putty. "Folk art" lets descendants know how bored you were. Alternately, simply buy linseed oil putty and throw it in the trash, along with jug and bric-a-brac.
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You left out Crazy Jug Step Three: GOLD SPRAY PAINT! ! ! !
My mom performed the optional "add dead branch" (Step 2B), circa 1965, and voila, a tabletop Easter egg tree! And it was GOLD ! ! ! ! ! When I was a tot I thought we were filthy rich, what with having a solid gold Easter egg tree mounted in a solid gold crazy jug that we only used for a couple weeks a year.
I'd say your best bet would be tying the (useless) Chihuahua to the goddamn chasing dog's collar & then throw the "Crazy Jug" at the yuppie prick, BEFORE using your frikkin circular saw. Yes?
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