Pazo - Grill and bear it.

Hemorrhoid news now, from our long-time friends at Pazo! If you use Pazo, you'll be able to stand up again!
Apparently, every cartoon and sitcom I've ever seen has been wrong. Hemorrhoids make it hard to stand, possibly near a heat source. Good to know.

If you have trouble "down below", Pazo can help you out. And by "down below", I mean WAY down below. You know the place. Yes, your feet. Simply apply a bit of Pazo to the affected area and you'l' be back on your feet in no time.

Look at that happy gent, grilling up some.... some what? The grill is carefully arranged so that we can't see what's on the menu for our happy pedestrian. From this we can only assume that Pazo is also a good barbecue sauce. That's right. It's the only possible assumption we can make. if you don't like it, go and assume your own assumption! That, ladies and gentlemen, is how you move product and break into new markets. Pazo! It's what's for dinner!


Anonymous said...

I felt instant relief just reading that ad.

PhilAreGo@gmail.com said...

We do try to help! Thanks for reading.


Anonymous said...

I've never tried hemorrhoids on the grill. I can't say that sounds like any fun whatsoever.
What gives?

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