The Wedding Joke.

Joke #1 - "...You mean we're all pregnant and engaged to the SAME ten year old boy? Hahahahahahah! Well, it looks like we're off to Utah!"

Joke #2 - Oh that mischievous Timmy. What a naughty boy! He simply wouldn't tell the brides where he had gagged and hogtied the grooms. He would only say that they had better find them before the high tide came in. What a wedding day THIS was going to be!

Joke #3 - Grace and Marge had to admit that they were a little jealous of Mary's youthful groom, but they sure didn't envy his addition of the "cooties clause" to the vows!

Joke #4 - Oh that mischievous Timmy. It turned out he wasn't really a priest at all, so none of them were actually married! What a wedding day THIS turned out to be!

Joke #5 - Timmy had only been pretending to be a girl, so he could marry any of the brides he wanted. It looked like they could stay in North Carolina after all!

Joke #6 - "...so then I says 'what would a priest know about being married?' and my mother says 'If he's the priest, then who's the groom?' and then the priest says 'If she's your mother, then where's my wife?"

Joke #7  - "...You mean we're all engaged to the SAME pregnant ten year old boy? Hahahahahahahahah! Well, it looks like we're off to Florida!"

Joke #8 comes from Anonymous. Thanks, whoever the hell you are! - "No, Timmy! You cannot look under there. Your soon to be brothers in law are busy preparing your sisters for the wedding." 


Joke #9 is from Sue. Thanks, Sue! Also, pow! Take THAT, mormons! - Young Joseph Smith LOVED what he saw. However, he'd spend the next 15yrs looking for that darn hat.

[Commenter jokes will be added to the post.    -Mgmt.]

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