Joke #2 - "I'm sorry, ma'am. You'll have to place it on the counter. I'm not allowed to take anything from a customer's hand."
Joke #3 - Security, and service with a personal touch. That's what keeps people coming back to us at BANK.
Joke #4 - "New account, please. It was a good day on the streets."
Joke #5 - "I'd like a safe deposit box, please. I'll be back for her when she's eighteen, and has a little more earning power."
Joke #7 - "Okay, put everything in the sack and no sudden moves. Nice and easy. This is my daughter and she's nauseous."
Joke #8 - "I'm sorry sir. You'll have to place her on the counter. I'm not allowed to take anything from a customer's hand."
Joke #9 - "Okay, don't move, toots. No sudden moves. This is my daughter and she's nauseous. Put everything in the sack. You can start with the Chinese checkers set under the counter. It's a long ride home and she drives really slow."
After a long absence, Sue returns to joke the place up for joke #10. Thanks Sue! - "The cash is for the bank book, the child is for my safe deposit box. What do you mean I can't put her in there? I'll buy a bigger box. Did I mention she's nauseous? I'll get her out before I take her back to her mother's on Monday."
Joke # 11 comes from John Joseph. Thanks, John! - For their next trick, she signs up for a checking account while he chugs a glass of water!
An avalanche of bank jokes from various anonymouses followed... or just one of them. It's hard to tell. Such is the nature of anonymity. Thanks for the jokes, whoever!
Joke #12 - "Your fees and hidden charges are just outrageous! OK, here's my first-born. Will THAT cover them?!"
Joke #13 - "Bob will forever regret the day he watched that Netflix movie on his iPhone in Mexico. Now he just hopes that all his savings and his first-born will be enough to get AT&T off his back.
Joke #14 - Disguised as an innocent girl, a young Ben Bernanke tried to deposit some fake dollar bills he drew into his savings account. On that day of failure and humiliation, he swore revenge that some day he would find a way to destroy the Dollar and decimate everyone's savings.
Hey! I thought of a bonus joke 24 hours later! Joke #15 - "Okay, 'bank representative', here's your FILTHY overdraft fee. Take your filthy dirty money. It's so filthy I won't touch it. My daughter will hand it to you, because it's so filthy. She eats her boogers, so, well, you know."
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For their next trick, she signs up for a checking account while he chugs a glass of water!
Aaah, I hadn't thought of the ventriloquist angle. Well joked, JJ!
[-Mmgmt.]
"The cash is for the bank book, the child is for my safe deposit box.
What do you mean I can't put her in there. I'll buy a bigger box.
Did I mention she's nauseous?
I'll get her out before I take her back to her mother's on Monday."
"Your fees and hidden charges are just outrageous! OK, here's my first-born. Will THAT cover them?!"
"Bob's will forever regret the day he watched that Netflix movie on his iPhone in Mexico. Now he just hopes that all his savings and his first-born will be enough to get AT&T off his back.
Disguised as an innocent girl, a young Ben Bernanke tried to deposit some fake dollar bills he drew into his savings account. On that day of failure and humiliation, he swore revenge that some day he would find a way to destroy the Dollar and decimate everyone's savings.
Channeling your inner Dr. Johnny Fever, eh, Mr. Go?
My inner Dr. Johnny Fever is my outer Dr. Johnny fever, just for the record. Loves me some WKRP. And for the record, Bailey was way way hotter than jennifer.
Thanks, Steve!
Booger.
[-Ngmt.]
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