Punchlines.

The Okidata AdequateScan 1650 is having some vacuum tubes replaced by the nearest authorized repair center. In the mean time, please enjoy these punch lines to unknown jokes.

"But if that's the pony, then who's your wife?"

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"... so of course I ate the hair and just threw up in the hat. I mean, what would YOU do?"

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"You mean it's NOT Valentine's day??? Then why is the baby holding a compound bow?"

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"...and the bartender says. 'That's okay, I'm not a real priest, either.'"

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"'Okay', says the customer. 'In that case, just the gun and the adult diapers then, please.'"

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"... and the plumber says 'Nooooo, I sad a half inch PETCOCK.'"

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"... and so the president agreed to debate a baby."

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"...But if that's your wife, then who's the pony?"

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"...so the bartender says 'Of course we serve children here.' I said we don't serve MILGRAMS here!'"

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"...and the rabbit looks at his watch and says 'Four firty? That'f bullfit!'"

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"...and the pony says. 'No. I AM your wife."

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"...and the leprechaun says 'No no no, I said it's TWO FORTY. Not TOO FARTY."

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"...and the priest says. 'No, but I have absolved a few altar boys.'"

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