Toilet gun.

Joke #1 - The "wascally wabbit" eventually did, in fact, come out of there. But even after being properly stewed with potatoes and cranberries, the rest of the Fudd family wanted nothing to do with it.

Joke #2 - Every November, energy-conscious homeowners may choose to seal every last gap in their house with a high-quality silicone caulk, to keep out the chill. However, this may also "keep in the chili".

Joke #3 - In later decades, cheeky gossipers would develop a simpler way to pantomime a ribald visual innuendo about the act of love using only the fingers. This new method eliminated the need for props and a bathroom, allowing the making of innuendos virtually anywhere that gossipers met.

Joke #4 - The Toilet Drill is available in two sizes: the standard model, which uses a 18v battery pack, and the "Brazilian Steakhouse" model, powered by a Briggs & Stratton 2-stroke engine.

Joke #5 - An ordinary morning at EIB Broadcasting.

Joke #6 - An early model clockwork flush toilet, whose mechanism required daily winding.

Joke #7 - ...If the toilet still won't flush, try a larger gun. Or consider calling a team of professional plumbers, who will require municipal authorization to use shaped charges to restore service.

Joke #8 - "...But if we outlaw toilet rifles, then only the criminals will have toilet rifles! Is that the world you want to live in?"

Joke #9 - "You can have my poo gun when you pry it from my cold, constipated hands."

Joke #10 was excreted from the brain of Misterfancyhotballs2. Thanks, Fancy! - Inventor gives new meaning to the term "it's a crap shoot".

Joke #11 was mysteriously left in a brown paper bag on our doorstep by Anonymous 2. Get off our lawn, Anonymous 2! -  Jim hated Friday nights, and the slogan: "Fill'er Up! at Johnny's All You Can Eat Truck Stop". He thought the truckers knew it really only meant fuel. He also hated the term "Service With A Smile". Why, oh why, did he take the Mens' Room Maitre d' position? 

[ Commenter jokes will be added to the post.   -Mgmt. ]