Frontiers from Science's front edge - Advance forward!

New prop-driven car, powered by chopped children, stops to refuel.

Six jet engines bolted to roof of this 1937 Chevrolet enable it to reach speeds of up to forty miles per hour.

New slightly oversized pilot can now be fitted to normal sized camera for taking in-flight photos. Oxygen mask is needed because canopy cannot be closed with camera in place. Lead brick on opposite side of helmet counterbalances camera. Use is currently limited to five minutes or less, as vertebrae are gradually crushed into singularity and form black hole. Further camera development is pending development of new "black hole resistant" vertebrae.

New scope helps wearer see how dorky other people look. Can be fitted to nose.


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