The Seesaw Affair

Joke #1 - The kids hated Seesaw Saturdays. Mother hated Seesaw Saturdays. Everyone hated Seesaw Saturdays except Father, and they hated that most of all.

Joke #2 - Father had the whole family come outside and test his new invention: a strange seesaw kind of thing he simply called "the dilator".

Joke #3 - Gordon's invention had to work. He wasn't going to let an enlarged prostate get the best of him.

[Commenter jokes will be added to the post.   -Mgmt.]

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