The Marshall in the dell.

Another captions post? Madness! It cannot be comprehended! What's to be done???

Joke #1 - The gathered crowd fell silent when Marshall Montgomery poked his head out of his burrow. He sniffed the breeze and looked tentatively in all directions. Then he quickly vanished into his hole. It looked like we would have six more weeks of war after all.

Joke #2 - Commander Needel was almost legendary in his skill applying camouflage. His tank was completely undetectable among the other haystacks. As a result, he was baffled when the rest of his battalion arrived at the rendezvous point and could barely hide their amusement.

Joke #3 - The mobile tactical haypile. Scourge of the barnyard.

My mystery doppleganger phil has left us a joke #4 that's so perfect that I'm mad at myself for not coming up with it! Thanks, a lot jerk! - Marshall Montgomery's fortifications were complete. Let that big bad wolf huff and puff all he wanted.

Fil had another good one. Unsure if it's the same as the phil who spells his name with a dipthong, though. - Joke #5 - General Jacques Toupee, leader of the Donald Trump Hair Battalion, shown here surveying the lay of the scalp.

[Commenter jokes will be added to the post.    -Mgmt.]