Diesel Training - Give us a big hand.

Diesel and heavy Equipment are expanding industry. If you have mechanical aptitude, or are several hundred feet tall, write for free information. Please use giant tweezers to fill in form with tiny, normal-sized pen. Allow two normal-sized weeks for delivery.

If you have mechanical aptitude, also write for free information "Giant Tweezer Manufacturing Training Service", which is a coincidentally expanding industry.

If you have attractive hands, also see ad on pg 64 "Scale Model Cupping and Caressing Training Service".

If you are normal sized and have tiny mechanical aptitude, write for free information "Inexplicably Small Machine Repair", which is an expanding industry, though you'd never guess because they're so inexplicably small.

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