Sergeant's Worm-Away - He's gotta have it!

Aaah, simpler times. Time was, you could run a picture like this without people getting the wrong idea.

Hurry up with the powder! Puppy needs his din-din, and don't skimp on the Worm-Away. He hasn't had any in hours, man, and he's gonna go nuts if you can't get him some shit, like immediately! Maybe just a little taste, you know, to get him through to supper? Just a taste? Just a little taste? Come onnnn, maaaan! I mean, yeah, he's got worms, but he'd swear he's got bugs crawling all over him, mannnn! They're coming out of his pores, and one little taste of that sweet sweet candy will make it all go away.

Just a little bit of that stuff and he'll be chasing his tail, and catching his tail, and eating his tail, and puking up his tail, and eating his tail again, and jumping around and barking and barking and barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark THUD.

*Sergeant's Worm-Away. Use only as directed...  in a Porsche 944.... probably with a prostitute... who probably needs a dose of Worm-Away herself.

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