Nope. This is an ad for Paul Anderson, non-graverobber, World's Strongest Man At That Time, and Owner of World's Weirdest Hand. He was also the World's Worst Photo Retoucher, which was a task probably performed with his cripplingly malformed hand. Good thing "photo retouching" is not one of the check boxes in the "I'd like help with..." section of the ad.
"Gain a Body to Brag About!" is the general thrust of the ad. Implied in that sentence is tha promise that you'll "Become the kind of guy that brags about his body!" And so, it's well that the ad goes on to say that you can be "the admiration of particular girls", because it is a very particular type of girl that admires a man who A) can't put his arms down B) brags about his body and C) is dependent on inner-thigh-lube.
T shirt: "High Five World Championships, 1955". |
Paul Anderson, World's Strongest Man At That Time was not humble. His left bicep, when flexed, would form a boy who would then express amazement at the muscle of his own birth. The hard part was, as you'd expect, getting the shirt part to look like real plaid. Come to think of it, Paul was pretty humble after all. He never bragged about being the World's Greatest Innovator in the Art of Muscle Puppetry. In the twilight of his career, Paul would resort to drinking a glass of water while his arm-boy sputtered and garbled. He rather missed the point of that trick.
If you checked both the "less weight" and "more weight" boxes, you might as well go and check the "mental control" box as well.
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