Portrait-Craft Oil Painting Kit - Painting Bad.

Sir or madam,

Imagine yourself or a loved (for now) one preserved in a genuine oil painting. Painted by you! Also, as an older version of his- or herself... maybe addicted to Methamphetamine! Also zombie! With no experience needed!

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Send only $9.95 and any size sharp, clear snapshot or color slide to receive a "Portrait" "Kit" which will show you how to add years to the age of the subject, hollow out the eye sockets, withdraw the flesh of the face, and give your child or foster-creature that  "strung-out streetwalker with nowhere else to turn" look. Includes alternate painting instructions for "unsettling ghoul" and Steve Buscemi" versions. Or, simply leave unpainted for "leprous apparition" version. Thousands of bemused customers.


Masud Rana said...

contemporary artists are very popular.In old Greece and Rome there clearly was number term for “artist.” The Greek term “techne” may be the nearest that exists to “art” and indicates “expertise of any artwork or craft.” From the Latin “tecnicus” derives the British phrases approach, engineering, and technical. From these phrases we are able to denote the old normal of equating artwork with information work or craft.

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