10/4/13

Car Vac

Joke #1 - "I've checked the collector bin twice, Ma'm, but still no baby. Are you sure this is your car?"

Joke #2 - "I'm getting some strange reading here, Ma'am. There's no way one family could have eaten this many burritos."

Joke #3 - "Looks like you came to me just in time, ma'am. We're getting readings that are right off the Cheech-and-Chong-Ometer. We'll need to keep your car over night."

Joke #4 - "Okay, Ma'am. Your aerator is up and running. Just try to drive in the right lane. You'll need to carry an extra charcoal filter, but we sell a special trailer that fits it perfectly. If you don't mind my saying so, your son is a very lucky fish-mutant."

Joke #5 - Ricky could hardly wait for the man to finish vacuuming out the car. He already had to go again.

Joke #6 was contributed by Mr.BeenInThatShopBefore_2, who's probably been in that shop before. Thanks, Mister Been!- "Yes ma'am! If you look at this gauge, it shows I've gotten all those harmful Inviz-O-Rays out of your car. It's totally safe now. And it sure is lucky for you- our 'Invzo Removal Package' is on sale now! It's a bargain at only $175. Normally, we charge twice that. Be sure to tell all your lady-friends. They need this important removal too. Now about those muffler bearings..."


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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Joke #6 - "Yes ma'am! If you look at this gauge, it shows I've gotten all those harmful Inviz-O-Rays out of your car. It's totally safe now. And it sure is lucky for you- our 'Invzo Removal Package' is on sale now! It's a bargain at only $175. Normally, we charge twice that. Be sure to tell all your lady-friends. They need this important removal too. Now about those muffler bearings..."

Mr.BeenInThatShopBefore_2

Anonymous said...

This isn't a vacuum cleaner. it's an air conditioner. Service stations offered "conditioned air" when you filled up, wheeled the unit to your car's window, and let it whirr.

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