Sportsmanlinke Driving, Pt 5 - Your type of maniac.

Self-reporting, non-controlled, non-double-blinded research reveals that every single American driver is at least one type of sociopathic maniac while driving an auto-car. Using these handy oversimplifications, please determine which type of lethal maniac you are, and more importantly, help your friends and family to identify their crippling personality flaws. Please cut out these personality types and carry them with you at all times, so that you can be sure that your observations of your companions are backed up by unassailable science. And, get ready to accept the gratitude of everyone you know.


Steve Miller said...

Caution: I brake for hallucinations.

PhilAreGo@gmail.com said...

You mean you don't see that giant baby with a snow plow on the front of his Oldsmobuick, mowing down pedestrians?

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