Cluett, Peabody & Co., Inc. - Sanforized, or else.

Ooooh, how I miss the simpler times. You know, those times that were simpler, in the past, when you could joke about murder under the guise of brand loyalty? Wheee! The world was ever so grand and nice back then. If only we could go back.

In case you missed the message, it's "Confuse our product with another and one of our more loyal customers might murder you." Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's a good one, advertising! We're so lucky we have you to keep us laughing! Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You're killing me.

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