Little Ads - Song of the wooly bomb hoist.

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BOMB HOIST. Ideal for garages (full of  messy, unsorted bombs). Hoist your bombs. Let no bomb go unhoisted! Bomb hoists completely unconnected to Great Tacoma Hoist Explosion of 1950.

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NEW! MINIATURE DUST MASK Protects against dusts, lint, coal, cement, grain dust. Indirectly prevents pregnancy. Also filters out dignity, pride, will to live, most feelings of positive self-worth. Order today.


Fil said...

I actually came up with the nasal dust mask idea on my own. It stemmed from the hassle of trying to talk to others on jobs requiring masks. Simple questions and responses require you to stop what you are doing and pull down your mask to be understood. I do most of my breathing through my nose anyways. Never acted on the idea. Don't imagine I ever will.

Steve Miller said...

Wonder if the 'bomb hoist" was government surplus. Following WWII and through the mid '60s Army-Navy surplus stores sold -- gasp! -- actual U.S. military surplus. Yes, the counterculture youth wearing Navy pea coats in anti-war demonstrations were ironically-clad... That, I suppose, was part of the garment's appeal. Nevermind it was warm, cheap, and styling'.

Present day surplus stores are largely indistinguishable from Harbor Freight.

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