Car Week, Day 5, but really 4 - An upside down car.

After taking a quick break yesterday for a perfectly appropriate valentine's post, today we complete our full (not really) week of comprehensive lack of coverage of the 2014 Chicago Automotive Disappointment Parade by making some jokes about this picture of an upside down Nash. Get ready to take it in the face, old picture!

Joke #1 - Man parks car, escapes.

Joke #2 - Nash Motors hit with class action lawsuit over "unintended inversion".

Joke #3 - Man crawls from wreck after plummeting to bottom of Chicago pothole. Am I right, people? Huh? HUH? I said AM I RIGHT?

Joke #4 - After thousands of driver complaints, 1950 Nashes recalled for being built completely upside down.

Joke #5 - New 1950 Nashes hit showrooms, trip.

Joke #6 - Nash product manager demonstrates new "Tickle tickle tickle, yeeeaah who's a good boy? Who's a goooood boy? Yes you are!" feature of 1950 models.

Joke #7 comes to us from first time responder, Mr. Cybrarian. Thanks, sir! - "They say our cars look like bathtubs. Here you go. Take a bath, flip it over and recline the seats and go to sleep."

Sal Darigo sent us Joke #8 Talk about a "bumper" crop, ah-HAHAHAHAHAHAH! - The Amalgamated Bathtub Corporation debuted its new line at the National Fixture and Accessory Convention today. Critics derided the new "Splendomatic Deeluxe" line as looking too much like an upside down Nash.

Aaaand Charlie zings us with a joke #9 I feel stupid for not having thought of myself! You'll pay for this, Charles!!! - "52 years of payments and I'm still upside down in my car loan!"

[Commenter jokes will be added to the post.    -Mgmt.]

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