Postless post - Power Bar Flavors, assemble!

It's 36 degrees outside, which makes it Frisbee day. Instead of a post, please enjoy this post-that's-not-a-post: PowerBar flavors, new for your spring training regime! Some have been illustrated by the Phil are GO! Graphic Blandishment and Photoshoppery Squad, for your sanitation.

• Wintergreen
• Unscented
• Mint Woodchuck
• Vanilla Flopsweat
• Wham-O Brand Silly Putty Surge
• Gorilla
• Pantene Fresh Rinse

• Powerbar All-Fabric Safe Formulation
• Molecule #9
• Dual-Viscosity Blend
• High-Mileage Care
• Explosion of Bland

• Flav-O-What?
• Mouth Punch
• Eat-U-Dare
• Ham-Plosion

• Buttberry
• Food Simulant #6
• Peanut Smear
• Deep Musk
• Flavo-No!
• Squat Thrust Fistberry

• Choco-Grunt
• Locker Fresh
• Bubble Snap Meatloaf
• Grand Nut Buster
• Nut Grand Buster
• Busty Nut Grand
• Oxy-Clam

• Windex Swirl
• Cheese Wow
• Fruit Guess
• Caramel No Really
• Slow Droop

• Waterproof Melon
• Grape Laminate
• Meat Plank
• Strengh Grow
• Let's Health!
• Carb-Wish