Ukulele Lady

Joke #1 - The warm sands, the colors of the sunset, and the sultry island breezes of Hawaii were intoxicating. Good thing Judith and Hoyne brought along her sister, to sing about the beauty of abstinence and sultry island breezes.

Joke #2 - First the airport and now this. Man. The Hare Krishnas really were upping their game.

Joke #3 - "Hey hey mama, said the waaaay you mooove. Gon-na make you sweat, gon-na make you grooooove...." (plinka plinka plink, plinka plink)

Joke #4 - As the days got shorter, Hoyne became excited about the rapidly approaching harvest time. The Ukulele lady was almost perfectly ripe. This feast was going to be great.

Joke #5 - With the help of sensors embedded in her brain, the tsunami alert system would warn the islanders with relaxing songs about the destruction of all civilization.

Joke #6 - Oh great. The ukulele lady had just started performing The Rings of the Niebelung again, and it was almost dinner time. How to slip away quietly?

Mr.FancyAlohaPants_2 sent us Joke #7 via air mail. Thanks MFAP2- Van Johnson checked the pulse in his neck & wondered if he too would pass out from the Ukelele Maiden's terrible flatulence...

A fairly not appropriate Mr.NotEntirelyPC PoiPants_2 contributed this little gem. Thanks a LOT, MisterGettingUsLotsOfHateMail_2. - *Bonus* Joke # 8- " What a coincidence" thought Martin Milner, when the Ukelele Maiden had just popped up to sing about the Legendary "Terrible Island Pineapple Date Rape Drink".

Mr.NotEntirelyPC PoiPants_2

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