Collecting for the war effort.

Joke #1 - Golly, what a huge pile of tin for the war effort! Tim and Gerb didn't know what "The Pill" was, but this lady must sure like it. They wouldn't need to come back to her house for another week. Oh! There was the postman coming up the walk again. She must get a lot of mail from her husband stationed in France. Always such a big smile on the postman!

Joke #2 - On the Origin of Species, books about the Inquisition, books of a satirical nature, copies of Farenheit 451, and Catcher in the Rye... Golly, this year's bonfire at the RNC was going to be the biggest, brightest ever!

Joke #3 - Gosh, this lady always had so many harmonicas to give away. That reminded the boys to wonder if the police were ever going to catch that Blues Musician Murderer.

Joke #4 - "Uncle Sam says thanks for all the surplus porn, lady!"

Mr. FancyMeritBadgePants_2 sent us joke #5. Thanks, MFMB_2! - Timmy & Bobby made so much cash "pimpin' out" Mrs. Wilson, they could surely buy their way into the "Man Scouts" now....

John Szczepansk figured out how the Allied Powers could have brought a swift end to World War II, if only Adam Sandler had been active at the time, in Joke #6. Sigh. If only. - Boy Scouts go door to door to collect Adam Sandler DVD's, which will be dropped by US aircraft over Germany. Though this hastens the end of the war, many will lament the human carnage and lasting suffering.

[Commenter jokes will be added to the post.    -Mgmt.]

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