Don's Examination.

 Joke #1 - "You know what? I stand corrected. Don does have the best boobs on the second shift. Well done, Don!"

Joke #2 - "It's all right Don. Just show me the spot where I'm going to touch- err, I mean where Kip touched you."

Joke #3 - "Hmm. Yep. That looks like a Kip bite. You'd better keep an eye on that. See, Kip usually injects his victims with his ovopositor when he bites, and his divorce has kept him in a pretty grumpy mood lately. But the good news is he may chosen you to be his new mate!"

Joke #4 - "No, that's not a basal cell carcinoma. That's your arm. Honestly, stay off of Yahoo Health, will, you, Don?"

Joke #5 - Sean Penn as Doctor Spicoli, M.D. Season 2, episode 4:  "The Totally Gnarly Thing on Don's Bewb."

Joke #6 - "You know what? I stand corrected. Don does have the nicest nipple moustache on the second shift. Well done, Don!"

Joke #7 - "*sigh*, Don, I thought you called me because of smoke inhalation. I absolutely do not need to examine your breast again."

Mr. FancyIsThataDalekInYourPants_2 must have had a slow night. He couldn't stop with the japes and jibes. #8. 9 and 10 came fast and furious from his Husky brand pencil.

Joke #8- "Well that doesn't look too bad, Don. Just let me pop into the TARDIS, grab the sonic screwdriver & we'll have you right as rain in no time"

Joke #9- Don: "Doc, It hurts when I do this..." Doc: "Well then don't do that" (RIMSHOT)

Joke #10- Just then a strange thought entered Thom's head: " He's right behind me, isn't he?... he's doing that 'I'm-not-touching-your-butt' thing too... and he's probably got that cellophane suit on, dammit!...No way am I getting a thumb up my ass this again!!"... Don just bit his upper lip and thought: "Oh yeah, Thom's getting the old 'cellophane-suit-thumb-up-the-ass' thing again...."

[ Commenter jokes will be added to the post.  -Mgmt. ]