Little ads, 1925

"Electricity at your finger ends." Continue reading with the forward portion of your eye holes for
even greater word-make of more eloquenceness.

If you can figure out what product the Flash Sales Corp'n is selling, you should get it for free. The logo kind of makes you expect a free eggroll with every order.

Joke #1 - "Return maill will bring Free Trial Plapao". Seems a bit cruel to name the product after the sound a hernia makes.

Joke #2 - "The Trial of Plapao" was also a landmark war crimes tribunal held in The Hague just after the Vietnam war.