The Grocery Checkout.

 Joke #1 - "Merry Christmas, and thank you for shopping at Honkymart!"

Joke #2 - "It's always a pleasure to be of service to you, Mrs. Brown... and always a delight to see your charming boygirl, Buster. Ooo! I see he-she wants to carry the bourbon all by him-herself!"

Joke #3 - "I apologize, Mrs. Brown. I promise we'll have that hole in the floor fixed this week."

Jim D. quickly sent us joke #3. He couldn't stop thinking about the Redi-Wip lady if he wanted to! Thanks, Jim! "Of course we have Reddi Wip! We keep it right here under the counter. Now if I could just have a quick look at your I.D., and what size candy cane would you like to go with that?"

A nice Ash reference comes to us from Cyclotronboy. Thanks, CTB! Joke #4 "Well, Mrs. Brown... This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart."

You can't go far wrong with a sausage joke, and LRF knows this. Thanks, LRF! Joke #5 - "That will be $11.50. Do you want me to bag that kielbasa you have around your neck or are you going to wear it home?"

[Commenter jokes will be added to the post.   -Mgmt.]

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