You know how you always like to watch yourself undress on certain days? Well now you can, every day, with this mostly mirrored bedroom by Eros of Omaha. The bedroom sink's mirror reflects the mirrored wall opposite, so when you slowly bend over to douse your face... "Whoa! Someone's been working out!" Everywhere you look it's just you, you, you. Your various lovers won't know which you to grab first! The bed is elevated on a fourteen inch mirrored plinth, so your ankles can admire themselves. Keep on top of world events with the state-of-the-art info-musement center, featuring an eight inch black and white television that gets up to six channels, medium-fi sound system, ash tray, and two-knob command center! You may never need to leave the bedroom again, except for some kind of health screening! |
3 comments:
I think my sister and I had those bunkbeds when we were kids, minus the Visigothness.
I wonder what part of Modern Day Land's current fixation on either a)shabby chic or b)mid-Century modern will be laughed at by those currently in diapers?
Looks like something went very wrong with the Star Trek holodeck computer. Seven of Nine only wanted to experience what a “cozy” family home feels like…
Looks like something went very wrong with Seven of Nine!
Boom!
Thanks for reading, Ypek!
[-Mgmt.]
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