Karate - Demolish anybody!

In 1974, Hot Rod magazine chose to offer to pretty much anyone with  a stamp the secrets of complete violence and personal demolition. A reckless decision, I think you'll agree.

Wow. We can't have this kind of power fall into the hands of just anybody, can we? I mean, what would the world be like if every man became aware of the destructive forces they already possess?

You hear that? "Demolish anybody"! What are you waiting for? You've got lots of demolishing to do!

And, then there's the national nightmare of guys scoring with any woman at will. What kind of dystopian hellscape were Hot Rod magazine and Universal Self Defense trying to create?

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If the dystopian hellscape on offer in this ad sounds like your kind of dystopian hellscape, there's good news! The Phil Are GO! Graphic Blandishment and Photoshoppery Brigade have whipped up a new T-shirt design from the art in today's ad. It's up at our Spreadshirt shop right now. Loads of  color options available, too. Just imagine all the cool fights you can have while wearing this shirt...

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That's right! He's doing the famous Dynamite Punch, right in your face! Yeah! Either nobody will mess with you, or everyone will mess with you. Don't you want to find out? And don't forget about the babes you'll score with. We can't promise you that, but we totally promise you that.

You're welcome!!!