Joke #2 - "Yeah, the colonel will let me borrow the tank any time I want. But I can only fit through the hatch of the Patton because my arms are so big. Why don't I come pick you two up in it and we can 'tune in Tokyo', just the three of us?"
Joke #3 - AOL customer service call center, 2009.
Joke #4 - "Yes, the sump pump is still running fine. Can I come back upstairs now? Over."
Joke #5 - "Huh? I thought it was YOUR turn to run the numbers station tonight! Hurry up! Go! Say twelve!"
Joke #6 "Oh, yah! We like to make the sexy talk also! Umm, I am poking you in bottom wit plate of strudel. How does feel?"
[Commenter jokes will be added to the post. -Mgmt.]