Nothing too funny in this Kaywoodie ad. No absurd claims of smoking aiding your digestion or uses of the undefinable word "healthful". Just some weird pipe jargon like "it's briar is unique", and "exclusive drinkless fitment". Say what? I dunno. Go ask a lodge member.
Disembodied Floating Heads (DFHs). As you'd expect from a pipe ad, the pipe smoking guy is the best, with his smarmy shiteater turned all the way up to ten. In fact, these guys are so great, how much would you pay for each one of them presented to you in crazy high resolution? Two dollars? Two dollars and five cents? Don't answer, because we're also going to offer you these fine museum-quality DFHs as PNG files, which is a file format that supports alpha channel. Yes, you get three giant Floating Heads with a transparent background, ready to be pasted into your email sig, FaceTube blog, Chirpy page, or inappropriate family photos. Order now and get a second copy of each one at a smaller 200px size for your additional right-clicky-save pleasure.
Brought to you by the Images And Scanning Them Brigade at Phil Are Go!, and the letter "H".