"Black Vendetta" model, only $5.95. Also see our "Angry Drifter" model, "Error in Judgement" model, and our "Twitchy Loner" model.
New for campers. Superior to other baby packs that place the child on your chest. Great for families with exceptionally ugly children. Also allows your child to warn you of snipers attacking from behind.
"...Also earn top pay conducting the All-Fostex chorus."
Surplus radiation counters. Never wonder again why you just died. Special three-for-one pricing! One for each arm. See our shop in Megaton. Disclaimer: Some surplus units may be mildly radioactive. Not to be used to detect or treat any environmental threats.
2 comments:
Joke #1: Should Baby Huey there really be in a child carrier? That kid's old enough to drive. He's got legs like a Romanian gymnast.
Joke #2: Piggybak Carrier: Great for armless children, chronic masturbators.
Well joked, sir! I look forward to meeting you again on the field of battle.
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