Jewel of 1974 wanted to cater your backyard party sooo hard, they brought out the big guns: macaroni salad peppers, giant t-bones, where T stands for "exTra faT", and the tower of Barad-dûr in this Mordor of a festive spread, the Pineapple of Olives and Radishes For Some reason (POOARFSR).
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| "The dip is off. It was made by those who are Dead, and the Dead keep it. The dip is off. Please try the hummus." |
If some hero were to knock out the text and those green dead men of Dunharrow back there, one could right-click-save-as this thing for use as a brilliant party invitation. Here, let me heroically get that for you. You know what? The Anchorman 2 will be out on December 20th. You may want to use this as your invitation for your Anchorman 2 party. Drop in some text in the Not-Necessarily-Photoshop-But-Basically-The-Same-Thing application of your choice, and you're home and dry. You're also welcome. All in a day's work. Stay classy.
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2 comments:
I am definitely having Jewels (that's what we REALLY call Albertson's here in the Midwest)cater my next party. I yearn for the days when a 16-oz T-bone was considered an appetizer, and it was socially acceptable for adults to eat Little Debbie snack cakes in public.
I wonder if I brought this ad to the deli if our current Jewels could whip up a spread just
like this one.
I await my invitation for your party. Think I've got one of those wide-collar shirts someplace... Save me a radish rose, please.
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