The Autograph

Joke #1 - "Can you make it out to 'Billy, my inappropriate lover'?"

Joke #2 - It took him over an hour to work up the courage, but eventually Billy, with shaking hands, asked the beautiful acrobat for help with his homework.

Joke #3 - "To Billy: How dare you? You are only ten, you sick little bastard. You parents should be ashamed of themselves ...Love, Rose Gould."

Joke #4 - "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper shriner?"

Joke #5 - "Son, do you know why I pulled you over? Uh huh. Your stadium has a tail light out, and expired registration. I'm afraid gonna have to ask you to step out of the building."

Joke #6 - "To Bill: Yes, I am aware that I'm not wearing any pants. ...Love, Rose Gould."

Mr. FancyOwiePants_2 would never let us down by neglecting to submit Joke #7. Thanks, MFOP! - Back in the day, a young Demi Moore loved to entertain at the "Shriner's Club Special Olympics" - Afterwards, she enjoyed signing autographs and attaching them through the Olympians' clavicles with fishhooks...

Mat Black just couldn't stay away. He brings us - count 'em - FOUR fairly dirty captions. You kiss your mother with those fingers, Mat?  Joke #8 - Rose Gould: ...Let's see; it says here.... You got one "Cajun Hot Stick" ...two "Cop Delights"...were part of an eight-girl "Daisy Chain"...you got a "Dirty Sanchez ".......and administered a"Donkey Punch".....then finished with a "Juanita's Special Bean Dip".
That'll be $45.77..........and don't EVER come back here, you sick little fuck!

Mat's Joke #9 - Young Billy: "...So...Trixie....any plans for later?....when you're finished here..."

Mat's Joke #10 - Gee lady! You smell just like my ma does...after one o' my "uncles" leave in the morning...

Mat's Joke #11 - Gee lady, you smell just like the dumpster behind the Booze-n-Bowl.

[Commenter jokes will be added to the post.   -Mgmt.]