Joke #1 - An Alaskan tax refund.
Joke #2 - Area man shoots self 206 times while cleaning guns. Cause of death to be determined.
Jim D. drew first and sent us this joke #3. Thanks, Jim! - NRA's "Guns Don't Kill People, People Kill People" campaign was set back by decades when this spokesmodel learned the hard way that even if unloaded guns can't kill you, enough of them, dropped on your abdomen, can cause various internal injuries leading to permanent loss of bowel and bladder control.
He may not always be first, but Mr.FancyProvactivePants_2 never misses a caption cattle call. Thanks, MFPP! Joke #4 - Photo of Joe L. Legal, winner of the President's Daily "Shitload Of Guns & A Driver's License Lottery". Runners up were given U.S. Citizenship...
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NRA's "Guns Don't Kill People, People Kill People" campaign was set back by decades when this spokesmodel learned the hard way that even if unloaded guns can't kill you, enough of them, dropped on your abdomen, can cause various internal injuries leading to permanent loss of bowel and bladder control.
Joke #4 - Photo of Joe L. Legal, winner of the President's Daily "Sh*tload Of Guns & A Driver's License Lottery". Runners up were given U.S. Citizenship...
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