And now the part where we find out that Billy is a piece of shit...
4/16/15
Neighbors and Helpers - Turkeys
Today we bring you a pair of bone-chilling tales of adventure and peril, wherein we learn that, when you're afraid of something, the best strategy is to provoke it until it tries to kill you, thereby verifying your initial assumption and sparing you the psychological trauma of possibly being wrong. These macabre stories come to us from the ancient pages of Neighbors and Helpers, the 1939 schoolbook that has taught us so much about the world that brought us World War II.
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Wowzers, Mat. That's a story you can sink your teeth into. I look forward to seeing the first draft of your manuscript! I assume it will be first published here in our comments section? Got anyone in mind for the lead role? Please keep them coming!
[-Mgmt.]
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