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Connie Dong or Daisy Dai Say...

Hi friend,  This is Connie from Changzhou Olive Textiles Co., Ltd.     We specialized in a variety of denim fabric, such as indigo chambray, printing fabric, knitted fabric, jacquard and so on.  Our products have good quality and pretty competitive price. And our factory has excellent staff and advanced technology. We can also supply fabric to Levi’s, H&M and ZARA. Also we are Vero moda only supplier.  Don’t hesitate to communicate with me if you have any questions. Hope we can have good cooperation.  Best regards,  Connie Dong

		Daisy Dai
		Jiangsu King Jolly Textiles Co., Ltd.
		T: 0086 519 88170728 | |
		E: kingjolly02@kingjolly.cn
		W: http://www.kingjolly.cn
		Products Showroom on Alibaba.com

Dear Daisy Dai and Connie Dong. Thank both you for writing email letter ogether, but Gronk have all denim Gronk need for now. Gronk very glad you can also give denim to H&M and Zara. Gronk not know H&M, or Zara. They sound like friend from far-off place. Zara pretty? She ask about Gronk? Zara maybe look good in hip-hugger jeans. Please send pick-shur.

Karol Li say...

Dear Purchaser,
Hope you're well.
New Time Plastic Mfg Ltd here,exporting PVC / Fabric / PVC tarpaulin inflatable products with good quality in CN.

Call me or add my skype:newtime68.
Let's talk details
Thanks & Best Regards
Karol Li 
Direct Line:+86-760-87711116    Fax:+86-760-87399881    Email: sales1@inflatables.cn   Skype: newtime68   TradeManager: cn1015767578   QQ:2225755690

Gronk thank Karol for email letter, even though Gronk not Purchaser. Gronk not know "purchaser".
Gronk have inflatable friend once, "Bitsy". Gronk learn hard lesson that day. Learn lesson about hold on too tight. Maybe Karol Li have lesson to teach whole world about friendship, so everyone in world not lose their Bitsy. Gronk miss Bitsy, wherever Bitsy is. Karol Li let Gronk know if New Time have Bitsy there.

Summer From China say...

Dear manager
Have a nice day!This is summer from China.I am glad to learn that our products are meeting with your demand.we have supply urea for several years,and have many experience in this field.
If you need more products,please do not hesitate to contact us
Waiting for you reply by return.
Best Regards
Summer
SHIJIAZHUANG NIULUN TRADING CO.,LTD
Website: www.sjznlfactory.comEmail: summer@sjznlvip.com
Tel: 86-0311-80797351

Gronk thank Summer for email letter. Gronk ask talking box com-pu-ter what urea, and now Gronk know urea. Guess what, Summer? Gronk make urea every day! How about them apple?  Usually, Gronk have some lying around, but Gronk get rid of, pretty fast- usually first thing in morning. Gronk can understand why you want to make urea go away. Always feel good to make go away. Sometimes Gronk go "aaah" when urea-make.

Hmm. Gronk now wonder. Some hoo-mans want urea? Maybe Gronk start urea-make business. Should Gronk come to China for make urea all over place?

Summer run "trading company"? If you give Gronk urea, wait to see what Gronk send you for trade. Gronk been saving for about two days.

The big scope.

Joke #1 - "Bad news, Congressman. We've detected a small particle of brain contaminating your skull cavity. We'll keep an eye on it for now, and immediately begin an aggressive treatment regimen of Bravo programming and Star Wars prequels. But if it metastasizes and spreads, it may leave you permanently incapable of doing your job."

Joke #2 - Doug's new glasses did make it possible for him to enjoy doing the crossword again, but they were a little more cumbersome than his old prescription.

Joke #3 - "Senator Tom Cotton's colonoscopy was, so far, proceeding without a hitch."

Joke #4 - Exoplanets have become so commonplace that some astronomers routinely discover two or three before even getting out of bed.

[Commenter jokes will be added to the post.   -Mgmt.]

Swan Soap - The baby with the soupwater.

You know how you're always shouting about "What we need around here is some good wash day clip art, godammit!"? Well, first, why all the casual swearing? Second, here's some wash day clip art, courtesy of this 1943 ad from Swan Soap, who were probably the perennial runner-up to Ivory.

"What the hell is 'wash day?'" you might ask, with continued casual swearing. People used to do all their laundry on the same day, back when it was labor-intensive enough to set aside a whole day to take care of it. Interesting, no? Nope. Just true, is all.

The Phil Are GO! Graphic Blandishment and Photoshoppery Brigade have clipped some of the art from this ad. So, now it's clip art. If you're from Victorian times, you can probably call it "clipping-art", as in...

"I'll wager that this jaunty missive could be further jauntied with the addition of some whimsical clipping-art. What say you? Fetch up that repository of jibes, japes, and picto-posts, Phil-Are-GO! on the computo-tronica! A witty fellow such a that is sure to have the very thing to make my communique' a real corker!"

Get your rude finger ready to right click these tiny and, as a result, poorly-color-aligned clipping -arts onto you hard drive in three, two, one... RIGHT CLICK NOW!

Woman washing her giant baby, tired after a long day at giant-baby-work.

A happy family enjoying quality time washing dishes, having a shower, and making child soup. all in the same room.

Woman performing skirt-inappropriate splits, holding soaps. Sexy!

Same, without soaps. She just likes being inappropriate. Sexier!

Woman angrily braiding her hair. "Pippy Longstockings? Is that what you like? Will this keep you at home, you bastard?!" Sexy...???

NORDAC Electronic Digital Computer - Build your own Pee Cee!

Are you curious about the operations of The Computers? Would you like to discover the basic operations of million dollar commercial computers? NORDAC, mothafuckaaaa!

For only $64.95, or $504.81 in current Futurebucks, you can learn to work on the big rigs build a "personal computer" or "Pee Cee" that can perform fifty thousand operations per second! That's fifty thousand... with a B! Discover whether this wire will make the yellow bulb light up, or the slightly different yellow bulb light up. Then, you will have the power, and the woman, and possibly money, in a maybe different order. But mostly, you will have an illuminated bulb... or the other one.

Primodrial computers love to name themselves "(something)AC". ENIAC, EDVAC, EDSAC (yes, really), BINAC, AVIDAC, SEAC, SWAC, UNIVAC, etc. (Each sold separately). There's no mention in this ad what NORDAC stands for. Maybe it means:

-North American Defense And Cheese
-Numerical Operation Recombinant Arthropod Crumple zone.
-NOrman Rockwell Defense And C.H.U.D.
-Non-Obligatory Rogers Dandy And Crammerstien
-New Orthopedic Routine Doohickey And Computer
- Not Orville Redenbacher Deciduous Adjustible Corn
-Nash Oates REO Duran And Crosby

So what's at 372 Main Street in Watertown Massachusetts now? Let's have a look.



AHA!!! The Maranatha Christian Church! The faithful adherents of Maranathanism await the return of the mighty NORDAC, who will perform fifty thousand calculations and bring swift judgment against all who doubt The Bulb... or the other Bulb.

Good Decorating, Section Number E - Can't stay out of the bedroom.

You know what, fellow decorators? There are just too many great bedroom ideas to fit them into just one picto-post. That's why we're bringing you some more sensational designs! Get ready to our tyem into your thirsty eye-holes! Let's totally decorate the place!

First, this bedroom makes up for its restrained use of color (just a bright red bed) with it's fashion-forward carpet that goes right up the wall! You'll think you've died and gone to custom-van heaven! The pelvic-height pendant lamp and custom zebra ceiling make you feel ten feet tall, while the bed shelf makes every morning a knee-capping fun frolic!

Hey, ceramic head! Whatt'ya in for? Too much fun, that's what! This naughty prison-themed concept from the Groovy State Correctional System combines cozy clutter and tropical foliage for a fun prison fantasy that will have you simply begging for an extended sentence! Tell the warden you've been bad!

This boy's room design brings all the fun of ladders to everyday life! Who would want to ever get up when a book-laden shelf is sixteen inches above your head? Best to climb down carefully like mommy says. The wicker stools allow fluids to run down to the concrete floor for easy drainage, making boy-raising a snap!

Every boy needs art, and this room features the masterful woodcut "Crash of the H.M.S. Perspective on the Al Dente Sea". Set sail for adventure at the bottom of a carb-heavy ocean!

What do you do when your walls are a boring color like white? Go with primary colors everywhere else, silly! Don't miss the handy kitchen counters for never-leave-the-room convenience!

This bedroom is ready for you, no matter your faith.

There's Bloody Mary...




















...and Saint Poquito Plendido on his Magic Pony...





















...Wiggy Love-Grimace...



















...and Super Rave Jesus! Don't make me choose just one! Each sold separately.

Good Decorating, Section Number D - Doing your bedroom.

It's still spring, decorators! Let's look at some fun bedroom ideas and help put some sproing into spring! All your bedroom visitors will want to come again, thanks to these sassy and very bourgeios boudoirs from 1970! Wee wee, madame!

This bedroom is so bright and cheery! But you won't have any trouble sleeping, because the Persian lattice divider not only sort of conceals your sweatier activities from your visitors. It also filters the red glow of the carpet into hundreds of blood red crosses projected onto the walls and ceiling of your sleeping area!

These curtains are trying to steal the show, with their royal blue and gold presentation, but the wallpaper doesn't give up without a fight! Those blue and gold stripes come out swinging! Look out, curtains! In a fight this glamorous, the only winner is the lucky prince who gets to sleep in this bedroom! Chair cover by Ringmaster Ned. Bedspread by Century 21 Realty.

It won't be spring forever, and this bedroom will be a cozy place to cuddle up, or just stare at the wall, thanks to the handy fireplace and/or incinerator. Just throw your favorite plant in the incinerator and 'scuse you while you kiss the sky!

This happy, happy, HAPPY bedroom concept is a great way to repurpose all the clown pants from that
one summer you spent at the Orlando Clown College. Looks like someone majored in stripes, with a
minor in flowers!

Light is important in a bedroom. You've got to stop it from waking you up! This Deep blue bedroom
has shutters all over the place, to give you the feeling that you've locked the world inside the room
outside your room. Wooden rooster by Uncle Clucky's Chicken Hut. Wallpaper insert by La-Z-Boy.

This nautically-themed bedroom brings the mysteries of the deep to your inner sanctum. The deepest
blue contrasts playfully with the paneling recovered from the wreck of the Andrea Dorea. There are
enough towels for all eight of your arms, too! You can dry off after your shower while you admire the
fine art hand tentacle-painted by your Lord and master Cthulhu! Say good-bye to the Mountain of
Blandness!