Joke #2 - Whoopsie! Sherman had brought over his dog. There was still time to go back into the kitchen before the boys saw the tray of schnauzer pâté she was about to offer them. What had she been thinking?
Joke #3 - "Oh, I dunno, Sam. I think you'll have Queenie back when she accidentally wanders back into your yard on her own. Also, she's a Scientologist now. You don't have a problem with any of this, do you, Sam?"
Joke #4 comes to us FOR THE FIRST TIME via FaceTube! Wacky Kanuk Jon wrote us a joke! Thanks, Jon! So you're saying, Sam, that people from the future built a time portal and sent back this dog? If only they sent us a message.
Like what, Clark? That the whole planet's going to fall down a well?
*Queenie barks desperately*
*Queenie barks desperately*
And, in a zero percent surprising development, Mr. FancyPerspectivePants_2 has made us up a Joke #4. Thanks, Mr. FancyPerspectivePants! - Sam whispered to Dr. Clark- the well-respected ufologist, "Here she comes now" "Don't look like you're trying to look... You see how her whole leg comes out past the door while she's still IN the house??? ...Alien, Right?!?"...
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Joke #4 - Sam whispered to Dr. Clark- the well-respected ufologist, "Here she comes now" "Don't look like you're trying to look... You see how her whole leg comes out past the door while she's still IN the house??? ...Alien, Right?!?"...
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Stan cradled his pipe and stared into Gerald's smug face. He did not notice as Gerald stopped stroking Laddie's fur. The index finger imperceptibly depressed the switch, signaling the Audrey Meadows Killbot. The sound of whirring machinery broke the silence, causing Stan to look towards the back door. He had just enough time to see the shining edge of the serving tray before it took him out. Then, only the quiet blackness, forever.
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