Gonna Do It at the Libary - Pewtra Gruntie

 

You fell?

Hey, wait a second.

Fishing trip.

Pool

Gigantic Space Queen

Fucking Escort Quests

Betty

Why did I sign up for Twitter?

Ikea Stonehenge

Randomly Chosen Love Interest

Dog and mower.

Joke #1 - "Thanks, buddy! Remind me to return your hedge trimmer, too."

Joke #2 - "Next time, put it back when you're done! Bad boy!"

Joke #3 - "Well, don't shit up my lawn and I won't mow your bathroom, asshole!"

Joke #4 - "Really, Rex? Dandelions in your media room? Is that how I raised you?"

Joke #5 - "Well, you've still got that centipede problem. They're just shorter now."

Joke #6 comes to us from John Griz. Thanks, John! - This is what happens when Black and Decker remakes the ending of Old Yeller.

Never one to pass up an opportunity to waggle his eyebrows, Mr. Fancy InnuendoPants_2 has sent us a very randy Joke #7 Thanks, MFIP! - Even Rex the Dumb Mutt knew Jim the 'Fix-It-Guy' was an idiot. That's not what Mrs. Green meant when she said to come inside & "mow her lawn".

Newcomer grant Blackler got out of the gate strong with joke #7. Thanks, Grant! - Tri-Mower - why have four wheels when three will almost do!

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When You Take the Wheel - Emergency driving.

New Idea Parade 11

Relationship Bicycles

Icky Tales 2

Careful Car Care Made Care Free #6

The Wire?

Joke #1 - "Yeah, you're gonna wear a wire. And, it's a big wire. Trust me, it's the only way the perps will respect you."

Joke #2 - "I know, the unit looks a little bulky, but if one of the suspects starts to get wise to you, just make that Darth Vader noise."

Joke #3 - "Just talk into the mic', and you'll be talking directly to your heart... just like you talk to mine *sniff*. Be safe out there, Tad."

Joke #4 - "Now remember, this thing is just for work. None of that Hey-good-lookin-we'll-be-back-to-pick-you-up-later shit.You got that?"

Joke #5 - "If anyone asks, just say it's a bra for your single, rectangular boob in the center of your chest. They shouldn't ask any more questions."

Joke #6 - "Nah, you'll be fine. If one of the gang asks if that's a recording device, just say 'if it was, we would have hidden it better'. That nearly worked for Agent Randall. By the way, the wake is tomorrow at two."

Joke #7 - "Don't worry. The whole unit will be hidden by your new enormous, novelty Police tie. Those should be in some time later this week."

Joke #8 - "Too bad. We all gotta wear body cameras now. Incidentally, the 'off' button is the entire outer case. Touch it anywhere and it'll power down. Good to know, right?"

Anonymous sent us joke #9, and will now be processed as part of our Joke Protection Program... although his/her real name is Anonymous. Ssshh! On Ted's first day on the job as a Flight Data Recorder, no one told him he was supposed to wear a red shirt.

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Couple more vintage motorsport shirts.

Trolling through an old Car and Driver from 1965, we found some little ads for slightly obscure companies closely tied with the super-cool sixties racing scene. Why not have the Phil Are Go! Graphic Blandishment and Photoshoppery Brigade whip up a few shirts? Why not, indeed.

Here's a link to the Halda shirt on our Spreadshirt shop. You can mess with the colors of the shirt and logo on this one. Usually, you can just change the shirt color, but this one uploaded in a better format, so you can change the colors of the blue and white logo all you want before you order.

Isky's logo has a cool grumpy parrot in it! Here's a link to this shirt in the Spreadshirt shop. 

Lastly, here's a Stewart-Warner shirt, if gauges are your thing... or possibly your dad's thing.

See you tomorrow!

1965 Cadillac Supercoupe