Cock Pit - Frad Crambell

Outies Magazine. June,1970

 

Space Herpes

Animal on the Street - Brazilian politician: "Rock music linked to abortions."

https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/05/americas/bolsonaro-funarte-abortion-intl/index.html?fbclid=IwAR1N2Q1i0Dhxe2SkXh8bzBlITyHFsR5EM_nGQsTzAgL9Pg1VSG1dvp2yxqo

Animal on the Street - Anti-sex bill passed.

https://www.engadget.com/2018/03/30/congress-just-legalized-sex-censorship-what-to-know/

Animal on the Street - Audible's shortcuts to "the good parts" of romantic audiobooks.

https://www.engadget.com/2017/11/01/audible-romance-audiobooks/

Rather Naughty Images

Animal on the Street - Sex is better over 60?

http://www.bbc.com/news/av/health-40879223/three-women-over-60-talk-honestly-about-their-sex-lives

Fetish Guesser

Reddi-wip - Yes, Virginia, this is a real ad.

"'Hurrah for Reddi-wip!' Say Millions of Holiday Hostesses". Mmmmm... Yeah, baby.

Who can resist the allure of aerosol sugar spray? Who can say no to such a hostess? Such enthusiasm. So creamy and sweet. Such a grip. She's obviously used Reddi-wip before. This isn't her first party. Reddi-wip, baby. I think I'm gonna get some.

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LaSalle Extension University - The pinchworthy future you deserve.

Career news now, from 1960. The news is this: accounting is where it's at, man! Stop getting hassled by the man and come get a little shagged. Account!

You're sitting there thinking that the ad biz was the only biz where everybody swung and got some sugar under the desk. Nuh-uh. Accounting, baby! Observe this vibrant young go-getter going and getting himself some sweet boob action. See? he can tweak nipples all day long and not get in trouble because The Sixties, baby! Mef, you naughty boy, you're lucky you don't sue yourself for sexual hostile workplace or something. But what am I saying? It's The Sixties! Mef can molest himself all day long and still get a paycheck, because everyone just thought that's how it was. Those were the days.

Become an accountant, for the nipple-pinchingly good career you deserve.

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Synchro Quality Tools - Sander-Polisher and, uuh, massager.

Hey, handymans! FIX UP around Home! Let Synchro's 240 strokes a second do the work - just guide it! Exclusive Double Arc motion prevents scratches. "loading".

I promise you I am not making this up. That's the ad, exactly as we found it in Popular Science. It's a sander. It's a polisher. It's a massager. And not to put too fine a point on it, way down at the bottom, there's a clip art of a proud man in some kind smock or smoking jacket showing the Synchro to his astonished and delighted wife (we assume).

Because you were especially good this weekend, I had the P.A.G! Graphic Blandishment and Photoshoppery Squad lift the two clip arts from the ad for your sanitation. You can make them point at anything you want. A grocery list... A funny picture... A note reminding your husband to fix the broken sander... You name it! You're welcome! Who's your buddy? ... apart from the sander, I mean.

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