Dog and mower.

Joke #1 - "Thanks, buddy! Remind me to return your hedge trimmer, too."

Joke #2 - "Next time, put it back when you're done! Bad boy!"

Joke #3 - "Well, don't shit up my lawn and I won't mow your bathroom, asshole!"

Joke #4 - "Really, Rex? Dandelions in your media room? Is that how I raised you?"

Joke #5 - "Well, you've still got that centipede problem. They're just shorter now."

Joke #6 comes to us from John Griz. Thanks, John! - This is what happens when Black and Decker remakes the ending of Old Yeller.

Never one to pass up an opportunity to waggle his eyebrows, Mr. Fancy InnuendoPants_2 has sent us a very randy Joke #7 Thanks, MFIP! - Even Rex the Dumb Mutt knew Jim the 'Fix-It-Guy' was an idiot. That's not what Mrs. Green meant when she said to come inside & "mow her lawn".

Newcomer grant Blackler got out of the gate strong with joke #7. Thanks, Grant! - Tri-Mower - why have four wheels when three will almost do!

[Commenter jokes will be added to the post.    -Mgmt.]